#Boa vs python snake movie#
#Boa vs python snake tv#

The CGI effects and animatronics are without doubt on the cheap side. The dialogue is equally ludicrous:вЂ“ lines like вЂњYou slithering piece of shitвЂќ or вЂњHello bitch, remember me?вЂќ Or the crime scene exchanges: вЂњMaybe you should go clean up? I think you have a piece of liver on your shoeвЂќ and the detective complaining, вЂњDo you mind putting my evidence backвЂќ after a cop slips and lands on the gored body. It is these ridiculous poses upon David FloresвЂ™s part that push Boa vs Python into the realm of being an extremely bad film. (Indeed, the two lead actresses in the film are both former Playboy Playmates). There is a good deal of gratuitous nudity throughout вЂ“ pool scenes where FloresвЂ™s camera lingers on bikini-clad babes, of topless women dancing under a UV light at a nightclub and where Jamie Bergman wins an underwater breath-holding contest by whipping off her bikini and making her opponent lose his breath. Angel Boris gets enwrapped in a giant snake There is a ludicrous scene with Angel Boris dropping her gown, getting into the bath (in a plane!!!) and caressing herself with a sponge as all the while a snake creeps up on her вЂ“ the combination of gratuitous erotica and preposterously contrived suspense in the scene is entirely laughable. Director (and former editor) David Flores turns everything into ridiculous posturing вЂ“ like the scenes of Adam Kendrick tearing off his shirt to attack the snake or lighting his cigar with a flamethrower while commenting вЂњYou boys like your meat extra crispy?вЂќ One of the silliest scenes is the arrival of the hunters where each turns up in a different vehicle, which proceeds to skid, leap or land before the hunter emerges into frame to pose.

#Boa vs python snake movie#

Gatoroid (2011) вЂ“ and others.Д«oa vs Python is a film that travels into really, really bad movie stakes. The monster team-up also gave birth to The AsylumвЂ™s increasingly more ridiculous titles вЂ“ Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009), Mega Shark vs. Predator (2004) do in trying to up the ante by combining monsters, even though there is no other connection between Boa vs Python and any of the previous Python movies or New Alcatraz/Boa.

Boa vs Python operates on the same thinking that films like Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943), King Kong Vs.

RothвЂ™s New Alcatraz, which featured a giant prehistoric boa constrictor beneath an Antarctic prison, was renamed Boa in some places.

Among two of Phillip Roth and partnersвЂ™ previous productions were Python (2000) and Python 2 (2002).

#Boa vs python snake tv#

Director Phillip Roth вЂ“ best known as director of films such as Apex (1994), Digital Man (1995) and New Alcatraz (2002) вЂ“ has also produced a substantial number of sf, action and monster movies usually for video, cable and tv release.